09.27.08
i should get a commission for each perv
I went out last night (first time in LA… meh), and gave the UCLA Police Department’s telephone* to the creepy/molester/bald Italian guys who asked for my phone number.
I’m playing matchmaker and saving everyone a step. They’re basically reporting themselves!
* I remember numbers exceptionally well. Names, not so much.
PS: NL WEST CHAMPS BITCHES! The division sucks, yes I know. Shut up, Mini-Steinbrenner.
PPS: I just found out that my cousin is an ardent McCain supporter. Guh.
Rana said,
September 29, 2008 at 7:18 am
NL EAST CHAMPS BITCHES! My division doesn’t suck, as much, and it was a nail-biter!
squishy said,
September 29, 2008 at 2:28 pm
The Mets collapse! Again!
Whose head will roll this time?
Tina said,
October 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I hate you both.
Rana said,
October 2, 2008 at 5:50 am
I’m sorry, Tina. I can’t hear you over the sounds of Met’s fans moaning and groaning.
Tina said,
October 2, 2008 at 2:44 pm
As if the Mets downfall was more substantial than the Astros. It wasn’t. It was just more pathetic.
The Nerdy Fashionista said,
October 4, 2008 at 8:12 am
Okay, that is genius. Giving the LAPD phone number to creepy perverts. You are my hero.