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		<title>ding! recharge complete!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 17:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excerpted from the tome, &#8220;Things I don&#8217;t like&#8221;:
- the smell of cut grass.  Aside from the obvious offenders (sulfur, pungent BO, dung etc.), this odor is the most effective in forcing me to mouth-breathe.   Back in the 90s when Gap was coming out with their line of perfume, I semi-yakked when I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=341&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>some minor confessions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- I have never read Catcher in the Rye.  Or Moby Dick.  Or anything by Jane Austen.  I am not worthy of my (expensive) degree in English.
- When I&#8217;m in the bathroom at work, and someone in the next stall is moving her bowels, I look to see what shoes she&#8217;s wearing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=327&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>one of many lists of shame, i&#8217;m sure</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/one-of-many-lists-of-shame-im-sure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:02:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People, for one inexplicable reason or another, I find attractive.  This list does not include the likes of Christian Bale, David Wright, half of the Ocean&#8217;s Eleven cast, all of the Friday Night Lights (TV) cast, Jake Gyllenhaal, LaDainian Tomlinson, Michael C. Hall, Paul Rudd, Jason Bateman, et. al., because humiliating lists are significantly [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=307&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>that&#8217;s one thing i can check off my list of things i never thought i&#8217;d see</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/03/30/thats-one-thing-i-can-check-off-my-list-of-things-i-never-thought-id-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a testicular camel toe in the wild today.
That is all.
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		<title>sunday chore list</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/03/23/sunday-chore-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIP Jason Rae.  Hope his wife Corinne Bailey Rae is holding up despite the circumstances.

- try to ignore NCAA basketball
- watch Pierre play his way out of a starting LF/RF job
- bite bullet and get gas for my car so I don&#8217;t crap out somewhere on the 405
- swing by Target for shampoo, paper [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=300&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>things that terrified me as a child</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boy, I was one neurotic kid.
- The government goons in hazmat suits that came after ET.
-  Double dutch.  Or more specifically, having to time my jump between those two EVIL plastic jump ropes that looked like red and white penne strung together.  I remember getting accidentally smacked in the face, and icing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=296&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>bored muppet doesn&#8217;t have the same ring to it</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/bored-muppet-doesnt-have-the-same-ring-to-it/</link>
		<comments>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/bored-muppet-doesnt-have-the-same-ring-to-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Screen names/IDs I have previously contemplated in various states of consciousness that could actually double as believable indie band names:
- Gouda Buddha
- Oxymaroon
- Chronic Discombobulation
- Non-sequiblerg
- Makeshift Muppet
Or anything with &#8216;muppet&#8217; in it, for that matter.  Sticking &#8216;muppet&#8217; in any phrase makes it instantly funny (and potentially creepy). Like muppetesque, jumbo muppet, Muppet Antoinette, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=254&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>strange monday cravings</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/02/11/strange-monday-cravings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 20:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crazy news of the day:  Richard Zednik of the Florida Panthers (NHL), had his carotid artery severed by his own teammate, but is in STABLE CONDITION!  Amazing.  Thanks to the lack of dilly-dallying, Mr. Zednik will be relatively okay.
Anyhoo&#8230;

Aside from the usual things (Twix bars, an assortment of cheese, my tax refund [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=252&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>things i enjoyed last year</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/01/03/things-i-enjoyed-last-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a brand new year!  How shiny and pretty!  I feel old!
Note: I meant to post this earlier, but I was distracted.
The end of the year always, without fail, awakes the list-maker in all of us.  Journalists/critics/any semi-literate biped compile their lists of top (enter multiple of five here) ____s.  Top [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=189&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>people who can do no wrong</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2007/09/26/people-who-can-do-no-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For no particular reason, and in no particular order:
Tim Gunn
Mike Rowe
Allison Janney
Vin Scully et Russell Martin
Natalie Portman
Brad Bird
Peter Sagal
Enya (don&#8217;t ask)
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