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		<title>i call it palin-induced bipolar disorder</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/08/29/i-call-it-palin-induced-bipolar-disorder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:34:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All day, I&#8217;ve been wavering between &#8220;rofl, this is going to blow up in the GOP&#8217;s face&#8221; and &#8220;jesus fluffy christ, Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned.&#8221;
PS: If Obama chose Hilary as his VP, I wonder who McCain would&#8217;ve gone with.
PPS: Biden must be just salivating for the debates to start.  He&#8217;s either [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=443&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>as much as i strongly dislike any similes involving &#8216;mondays,&#8217; i begrudgingly admit that today feels like one</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/06/24/as-much-as-i-strongly-dislike-any-similes-involving-mondays-i-begrudgingly-admit-that-today-feels-like-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 16:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Another confession: I&#8217;ve been wearing the wrong bra size.  I know it&#8217;s been oprah-ed to death (over (enter startlingly high percentage) of women are wearing the wrong size!), but yeesh.
I don&#8217;t feel dumb that I&#8217;ve been wearing the wrong size, but I feel really dumb about how wrong I was (Band? WRONG!  Cup?  WRONG!).  I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=359&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>gaaaarrrrrrgh</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/06/11/gaaaarrrrrrgh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I hear any variation of &#8220;reaching across the aisle&#8221; when it comes to (bi)partisan politics, I&#8217;m going to club someone with my Nalgene bottle.
EDIT*: When I was walking to the parking lot, a small lizard scampered across my foot.  Too bad I was wearing flip flops.
* was too short to warrant a new post, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=351&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>my question is, why the fuck did this cost £14K?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EDIT: PHALLUS IT IS NOT!   Perhaps this WAS worth £14K (Thanks, LK).
Meh, I don&#8217;t think it looks particularly phallic, but people seem to see penises everywhere.
Excerpts:
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		<title>&#8217;twas a monumental display of offensive ineptitude.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at this line.  It&#8217;s fucked up.   I never imagined a scenario where I could say that I sat through the last 14 innings of a game.
Colorado 2, San Diego 1
innings: 22
total hits: 25 (25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
total runs scored: 3* (3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
total pitches: 657
most pitches from reliever: 80
total strike outs: 37
total walks: 13
total length of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=318&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>fortunately, i have no horse jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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Man jailed after punching police horse&#8217;s ass.
&#8220;Carl Coward was charged with battery of a law enforcement animal and is being held at the Orient Road Jail on $500 bond, jail records show.
&#8220;The report does not indicate whether the horse suffered any serious injury.&#8221;
If only if it were a donkey!  So close.
Source: Tampa Bay Online
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		<title>that&#8217;s one thing i can check off my list of things i never thought i&#8217;d see</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/03/30/thats-one-thing-i-can-check-off-my-list-of-things-i-never-thought-id-see/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[compulsive listmaking]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a testicular camel toe in the wild today.
That is all.
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		<title>fuck you, pants! how dare you not stretch enough to fit my menstrual muffin?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:21:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lauren&#8217;s PMS post (that pic is awesome, btw), reminded me.  No, that&#8217;s lying, actually.  Her post happened to coincide1 with my wonky cycle, and my ill-fitting clothing reminded me:
What&#8217;s muy unfortunate is that while insurgent clodhopper-wearing hormones do a little jig on your brain, you also retain water.  So not only are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=boredsquishy.wordpress.com&blog=1774856&post=299&subd=boredsquishy&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>if their goal was to scare me into readjusting my mortgage, it might work</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/03/20/if-their-goal-was-the-scare-me-into-readjusting-my-mortgage-it-might-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Otherwise, what&#8217;s the point?  Am I supposed to be aroused or terrified?

I hope these aren&#8217;t going to be as persistent as the dancing people ads.
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		<title>the day that budding linguists write their dissertations on lolspeak is the day i immolate myself in hopes of restoring order in the world</title>
		<link>http://boredsquishy.wordpress.com/2008/03/10/one-day-budding-linguists-might-write-their-dissertations-on-lolspeak/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>squishy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[squishy : ICHC comments :: epileptic : strobe lights
One example below.  I love me some ICHC, but lord have mercy.
&#8220;Wenz Windo sillz goez
bad Kittehz fyndz demsellvz inz
awdd preedikkamentz
Mebbee Windo Sill
didn’tz lyke t3h way Kitteh
strrrretchd andz lawst ballenss?
Oarz Windo Sill may
habz thawt Kitteh wuz hawgginn’
awll teh wawrm sun beemz?
Eevurr way, Kitteh
shoodz beez luukeeng pannikkd, yet
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