September 23, 2007

i’m related to a human trash can.

Posted in so much for my anonymity at 10:36 pm by squishy

Living with my brother is like living with a rat with opposable thumbs and a bottomless pit of a stomach. He will eat anything and everything, from dried deli-sliced turkey to expired yogurt. If he had any penchant for coffee, I wouldn’t be surprised if he went after coffee grounds. Wet, grainy, twice-brewed coffee grounds.

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