September 26, 2007

it’s official: dodgers take an early vacation

Posted in los dodgers tagged , at 9:48 am by squishy

jackass.
With yesterday’s loss against the Colorado Rockies, the Dodgers were officially eliminated from the NL Wild Card race. Now that it’s a done deal, I can only wish that dear old Gonzo won’t be playing much, and Kent will sit out due to whatever bodily harm Yorvit Torrealba may have caused (what a bizarre play; they were basically hugging each other by home plate). And that a good Samaritan will dislocate Bill Plaschke and TJ Simers’ fingers. And glue their mouths shut, preferably to each others’.

While we’re wishing, I want a pony and a bronzed masterpiece of a man to feed me grapes, Grecian style.

Grossman will suck even more, Belichick will continue to be a jackass, the NFL will be obscenely profitable, TO will get in trouble, and Dallas will crush the Pats in February. Can we call it a season and fast forward to April? No?

Three months of football… I don’t think I’m going to make it (sob).

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