October 10, 2007

jackass

Posted in los dodgers tagged , at 6:35 pm by squishy

If there’s anything Jeff Kent is good at, it’s pouting. He pouts like a seasoned veteran ought to. It might be a side effect of his chronic case of broomupmybutt-itis, but you have to give it to him: he’s a natural born buzz-kill. I’ve never seen this man smile… until ESPN was kind enough to dig up this picture.

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So he DOES smile. There’s evidence! Not very pretty evidence, however.

Some people just look better when they don’t display much emotion. Case in point? Viggo Mortensen.

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To paraphrase one of the most annoying celebrity chefs in existence, “yum-fecking-o.” I watched the extended editions of the LOTR movies because of this man.  That’s over ten hours of homoeroticism peppered with fantasy/scifi.  Orlando Bloom can trim his prepubescent pencil mustache and emote! in a corner, for all I care.  Aragorn, he is dreamy.

But when he’s smiling, it’s an entirely different story.

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Smiling Viggo, he make the baby Jesus cry.

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2 Comments »

  1. ahahaha oh god I so totally agree… I can only deal with him when he looks mysterious, doom-laden, wistful, and dirty. I can’t handle the short hair and weird grin.

  2. […] ‘gossip’ tagged bug eyes, jonathan rhys-meyers at 6:33 pm by squishy This is the opposite of Viggo: hot when smiling, creepy when emotionless. Take a look at Jonathan […]


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