October 15, 2007

this belongs in the hall of fame of headlines

Posted in wtf? at 9:56 am by squishy

Nigeria: Woman Accused of Genital Theft

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How is that possible? If it were a Bobbitt-esque incident, I’m sure she would have been accused of more than just ‘genital theft.’ Turns out it’s a bit more metaphorical than a literal cut-and-run (heh.. take THAT, bushies. My usage = cooler).

In a dramatic twist of sex scandal, a middle aged man who accused his sex partner of stealing his genital has now turned into an accused after the accused lady was forced by the police, on recommendation of a herbalist into another intercourse, in a bid to restore his manhood in Bassan Jiwa, Airport Village, Abuja.

An Abuja-based beer palour owner called Grace Igbian has been accused by her lover Kingsley Ulame of ‘stealing’ his sexual organ. They had been dating for an exteded period of time and they last stayed and slept together for 29 days before he travelled home to see his family in Benin, Edo State. But instead of enjoying his stay with his family, Ulame said he started having problems with his organ. He noticed that he could not have an erection. According to him, his organ stopped functioning and he was frightened that it may result to impotence.

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