November 14, 2007

behold the hideousness!

Posted in sufficiently entertaining tagged at 12:46 am by squishy

What would you do if you met someone wearing all of the following items? Could you stop yourself from staring? If yes, then you have better manners than I do (or superior peripheral vision, at least).

Armored mini tank: $155.00
Double ring patent wrap belt: $120.00 (on sale from $400.00)
Sequin leggings: $297.00
Tracy lace up wedge: $47.50 (on sale from $95.00)
Janine fur earmuffs: $143.00
Plastic frame sunglasses with thick sides: $220.00

So… if one were intent on spending $982.50 ($1,310 full price) to look like OMFGMYEYES!, it can be done. It’s like a game: put together the ugliest outfit that costs at least $1,000; to add an arbitrary rule, all items must be from one store. It helps that in today’s fashion state, the number of digits on the price tag doesn’t necessarily correlate to aesthetic appeal. Which I understand is subjective, but Jesus, Princess Leia must’ve plucked her Pomeranians bare to make those earmuffs.

I’m reaching with the sunglasses, but oversized frames are getting very old very fast. This outfit would be complete if I can find a truly heinous handbag. Sigh.

I love you, shopbop, but you crazy.

Note: There’s an obvious Master Card joke in here, but I thought better of it. Please, world, no more Master Card parodies.

Source/all images: shopbop

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: