January 24, 2008

jose canseco: mlb slugger, author, producer, reality tv star, wife beater, fucktard

Posted in asshat! tagged , at 10:32 am by squishy

The last two are redundant, but I was inelegantly trying to make a point.

If what this article purports is true, then Canseco is even more of a colossal douche than I thought he was.

José Canseco, the former major league slugger and admitted steroid user who exposed other players in his 2005 best-selling book “Juiced,” offered to keep Magglio Ordonez, a Detroit Tigers outfielder, “clear” in his next book if the player invested money in a film project Canseco was promoting, according to a person in baseball with knowledge of the situation.

Source: New York Times



  1. I really have no comment, I just love that you have a post tag called “asshat.”

  2. Lindsey said,

    “Douchebag” is also a term that comes to mind when I see pictures of him.

    P.S. Who wears that???

  3. boobaby said,

    Anyone who would wear that shirt is clearly a douchebag.

  4. squishy said,

    You’re being grossly generous with ‘shirt.’ I think you made a typo.

  5. boobaby said,

    I’m sorry, clearly it is a cheese cloth.

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