March 7, 2008

it’s drying out as we speak

Posted in so much for my anonymity at 9:55 am by squishy

Fuck, I dropped my cell phone in the john.

Shit, shit, shit SHIT shit SHIT.

The only silver lining is that the toilet was otherwise empty. Thank the porcelain gods.

UPDATE: IT LIVES!  But I’m investing in a bluetooth thingie… that damn phone isn’t coming anywhere near my face/mouth.



  1. Tina said,

    Hahahaha! I’ve dropped many things in my toilet. Most of my bathroom toys (makeup, hairbrushes, etc.) are on shelves right above so many accidents happen. If nothing else, it reminds to always keep my toilet sparkly clean, which is actually on my list of things to do when I get home. I’m hella cool. See? I used the word hella and it’s not even 1999. That takes style, my friend.

  2. Anonymous said,

    You can always use speakerphone.

  3. dropping something in the cat box = better or worse than dropping something in the toilet? I think much worse… and I’ve done that too.

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